For a change I thought that I would talk about the proportions of an outfit. Our son doesn't approve - he prefers what he calls "the funnier posts" and wonders whether I have run out of things to say today. Unfortunately for you all there's plenty more - but more about the roast chicken with the lemon up its bum tomorrow!
For those of you who feel in need of a couple of extra inches in the leg department, the proportions of an outfit such as this will help you to achieve that. There are a few reasons for this:
- Unlike trousers, when wearing a skirt, it is impossible to see where your legs start - always good if you are trying to disguise the fact that they are shorter than you might like them to be;
- Being full length, the skirt does a great job of maximising the length between your feet and your waist!
- The skirt is high waisted, which again creates the illusion of longer legs;
- The cropped jacket, which just meets the top of the skirt, keeps the top half neat and compact, which again elongates your bottom half.